Bushwacker doesn't groom, doesn't apologize, and definitely doesn't care that you thought The Outback was going to be chill. It's tucked inside Keystone's Black Forest — steep, tree-littered, never corduroy, exactly as punishing as it sounds — and the people who brag about skiing it are the same people who call moguls 'fun.' Slap your name on the run with a shirt that does the talking when your legs can't.

Trees don't move. Neither do posers.

• Bella + Canvas 3501
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US