Bushwhacker doesn't groom, doesn't apologize, and definitely doesn't care that you thought The Outback was going to be chill. It's tucked inside Keystone's Black Forest — steep, tree-littered, never corduroy, exactly as punishing as it sounds — and the people who brag about skiing it are the same people who call moguls 'fun.' Slap your name on the run with a shirt that does the talking when your legs can't.

Trees don't move. Neither do posers.

• Bella + Canvas 3001
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.