Chicken Huevos doesn't care about your warm-up laps — it's a double-black off the gondola that sits closed half the season waiting for enough snow to make your yard sale truly spectacular. The name says it all: you've either got 'em or you're riding Broadway again. Locals know you don't even think about dropping in until early spring, when the mountain finally has enough base to make a 55-degree pitch feel like a 55-degree pitch instead of a parking garage roof. Wear this shirt and let the mountain do the talking — anyone who's actually stood at that entry knows exactly what kind of morning you had.



The Run That Earns the Brag.



• Bella + Canvas 3001

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.