Ski patrol named it Devil's Crotch because it was the meanest thing they could call a steep mogul chute and still hang a sign at a family resort — and honestly, the run delivers on every word of that. Double blacks don't usually come with lore this good, but Breck's Peak 9 hell-themed neighborhood (yes, Hades and Purgatory are right next door) isn't exactly subtle about what it thinks of you. If you survived the bumps without yard-selling your poles halfway down, you've earned the right to wear this — and if you bailed spectacularly, the shirt is cheaper than the lift ticket and tells a better story. Either way, it's the only souvenir that makes people at the bar ask 'wait, that's a real run?'

Real run. Real consequences. Real shirt.

• Bella + Canvas  3501
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US