Ski patrol named it Devil's Crotch because it was the meanest thing they could call a steep mogul chute and still hang a sign at a family resort — and honestly, the run delivers on every word of that. Double blacks don't usually come with lore this good, but Breck's Peak 9 hell-themed neighborhood (yes, Hades and Purgatory are right next door) isn't exactly subtle about what it thinks of you. If you survived the bumps without yard-selling your poles halfway down, you've earned the right to wear this — and if you bailed spectacularly, the shirt is cheaper than the lift ticket and tells a better story. Either way, it's the only souvenir that makes people at the bar ask 'wait, that's a real run?'

Real run. Real consequences. Real shirt.

• Bella + Canvas 3001
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.