Sitting right on the edge of Kirkwood's permanently-closed Cirque — the sign that says 'no' that everyone notices on the way in — Hell's Delight is the mountain's polite way of telling you to go home, and the impolite way of making sure you remember it. It's a double black chute with a 41-degree pitch that doesn't negotiate, doesn't widen, and absolutely does not care about your plans for après. The people who've skied it know, the people who've side-eyed it from the Sunrise chair know they know, and everyone else is still nodding along pretending. Wear the shirt so the right people find you at the bar.

Close Enough to the Cirque to Brag.

• Bella + Canvas 3501
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US