A name this good doesn't happen at a groomer — Kill the Banker is RMR's most notorious black diamond, dropping cliff drops and a steep boulder field right under the Revelation Gondola, where everyone on the way up gets a front-row seat to your suffering (or your glory). It's the kind of run where the mountain does the talking and your legs file for bankruptcy on the way down. If you stomped it, you already know the shirt is a non-negotiable; if you didn't, it's a very convincing alibi. Either way, Revelstoke locals will clock it immediately — and that's the whole point.

The mountain took everything. Keep the shirt.
•Women's Relaxed T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 6400
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US