They don't say 'No Pain, No Jane' for nothing — Upper Mary Jane is the kind of long, unrelenting mogul field that sorts the skiers from the people who suddenly remember they left something at the lodge. If you survived it, you already know the shirt is the least painful souvenir you'll take home from that run. It's an inside joke for everyone who's ever sworn at a mogul halfway down and kept going anyway, and a polite brag for everyone else.

• Bella + Canvas 3501
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US