Somewhere in Bohemia's solar system cluster, past Neptune and whatever dignity you had left, sits Uranus — an ungroomed, lake-effect-hammered black-diamond glade at the gnarliest mountain east of the Rockies. The kind of run where the name isn't even the funniest thing about you after you ski it. Wear this shirt and let people ask — because "I skied Uranus in Michigan" is a sentence that does a lot of heavy lifting at the bar.

Yes, you skied Uranus. Prove it.

• Bella + Canvas 3501
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US