Don't let the name fool you — there's nothing small about the ego required to drop into White Dwarf on a resort that doesn't groom a single inch and dumps 300 inches of lake-effect per season on the UP. It hangs out with the cosmic crew (Meteor, Asteroid, Comet) like it's no big deal, which is exactly the attitude you need when Bohemia's version of 'manageable' still makes Midwest resort rats question their life choices. Survive it and you've earned the right to act casual about it; buy the shirt and you can act casual about it without the frostbite. Either way, people who've actually been to Bohemia will know, and the ones who haven't will ask — both outcomes are a win.

Small name. No grooming. Zero mercy.

• Bella + Canvas 3501
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US