A steep, mogul-infested black diamond sitting right off the Payday Express — and yes, they actually named it Widowmaker, which tells you everything you need to know about the vibe. Most people riding up that lift sneak a glance, do the math, and suddenly remember they're hungry. You are not most people — or at least, that's what this shirt is going to say about you. Wear it as gospel truth, wear it as aspirational fiction, wear it on Main Street Park City while your legs still ache: either way, you've got the only receipt that matters.

Survived Widowmaker. Barely. Worth it.

• Bella + Canvas 3501
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US