A steep, mogul-infested black diamond sitting right off the Payday Express — and yes, they actually named it Widowmaker, which tells you everything you need to know about the vibe. Most people riding up that lift sneak a glance, do the math, and suddenly remember they're hungry. You are not most people — or at least, that's what this shirt is going to say about you. Wear it as gospel truth, wear it as aspirational fiction, wear it on Main Street Park City while your legs still ache: either way, you've got the only receipt that matters.



Survived Widowmaker. Barely. Worth it.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.